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Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.

Paddy replied, "We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder."

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was "18 feet 6 inches."

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, "Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length..."

Scam Warning!!!!

Just got scammed out of  £25.  Bought the Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My favourite 18 holes".

Turns out it's about golf!


A man watching a footie game on TV kept switching channels to a adult movie featuring a lusty couple.

"I don't know whether to watch the film or the game" he said to  his wife.

"For heaven's sake, watch the film" his wife said ... "You know how to play football!"

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